Call out to Jeremy Clarkson

Carol Durant
2 min readDec 21, 2022

As a 62 year old alumnus of the Repton School, you should have full control of your bowels, vocabulary and journalistic endeavors. Only one was on display in your abominable and odious commentary regarding Meghan Markle, a/k/a the Duchess of Sussex.

Clarkson said: “At night, I’m unable to sleep as I lie there, grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when she is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant ‘Shame!’ and throw lumps of excrement at her.

Clarkson added to his tirade. “Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way,” he added. “But what makes me despair is that younger people, especially girls, think she’s pretty cool. They think she was a prisoner of Buckingham Palace, forced to talk about nothing but embroidery and kittens.”

Jeremy Clarkson, you are a frightening misogynistic tosser. You have the highest number of complaints on IPSO and I hope the number increases and adds exponents. Everyone on the planet should use The Sun newspaper to line their birdcages and cat litter boxes while you are still employed by them. I know why you are focused on hating the Duchess of Sussex, as witnessed by your attendance to a function by the Queen Consort. Mr. Clarkson, you should change your diet, mindset and try some real exercise, since your brain cells are out of whack.

To claim that you are horrified that you caused such pain and suffering to Meghan, her husband, Prince Harry and the myriad of people who had the displeasure of reading your column and hearing your voice is laughable. You are a maggot!

Carol Durant

author, poet, playwright, recording artist, actor, founder and host of Outliers Poetry Brunch