Dear Mr. Saget,

I watched Full House and wondered why they cast the father who reminded me of a human giraffe. I did grow to like you along with John Stamos and the rest of the cast. A bonus was when you had the acapella band and John sing Hodja by Todd Rundgren.

Your wry sense of humor and facial expressions on America’s Funniest Home Videos made the lame videos humorous. I heard you were a stand up comedian. I thought your act must be kind of corny…