Late Night on BroadcastTV needs me…

Hey, CBS executives, did you hire anyone to replace James Corden yet? Here I am, ready to hire. I know this is a non-traditional job query, but here you go. Corden and I have a similar circumference, I’m a poet, author, playwright, event host, actor, recording artist and I’m moderately humorous. Our commonalities end at the funny fork in the road a/k/a crosswalk. I have more than a few ideas to pitch, a team of people closer to a handful than a team, but people to assist, such as writers and performers to make the show cool and fun to generate revenue for the company.

I have some followers. Allright, I have a handful of followers, but they can grow. Check out my social media and give me a shout. I can start after August 15th. Think about it (fr)for real. It’s a great story and folks will watch with love or hate, but the ad revenue and the ratings will be high. As for salary, we can negotiate, but don’t think that I’m a double coupon, so there will not be a deep salary discount.

Netflix didn’t respond and look where they are now. Take the leap of faith and make new history by hiring me. You can do this! We can do this! Thank you, CBS executives, I look forward to hearing from you.