WAP can’t keep him

So, last month everyone was on the WAP train. Watching the video, shaking your money maker and loudly vocalizing the power of the va-jay-jay. It’s the way that you can keep a man and make both of you happy. Apparently, moist anatomical parts do not keep a marriage together. Not shocked!

Cardi B and Offset are getting a divorce. Is it sad? Yes it is. Another broken celebrity relationship with a child involved. Is it unexpected? If you are going by the song, yes it is. If you are living in reality; no, it is not unexpected. A marital relationship is like a recipe. You need to have some proper ingredients: communication, respect, listening, thinking, grace. These aforementioned attributes plus time, effort and work will result in an appealing, positive and unified relationship. The intimacy in the relationship are sprinkles on a cupcake or garlic potatoes with extra butter. When you have that first smell and subsequent bites; it’s fulfilling, overwhelming and joyous. It’s up to the couple to decide the quantity, quality or type of intimacy they are engaging in willingly and with consent.

There is an E-Z pass lane at the toll plaza for a reason. Lust is fun, but not for the long haul. A car with plenty of mileage, eventually gets scrapped. Now, Cardi B and Offset are going to have a loud, ugly and public divorce. It’s a rap on WAP.